Besides being a rockin' song by Jonathan Coulton, it's what an unfortunate woman experienced Tuesday.
I guess her state of fortune depends on how you look at her situation. She got up, and went to the kitchen to fix her breakfast, but before she could get her first cup of coffee, she got an unwelcome wake-up.
When she turned on the stove, it ignited the natural gas that had filled her home, reducing it to a pile of rubble from which she escaped with only first-degree burns and her life.
I think I did a pretty good job on LM's standup, which you'll need to pay attention to for the full effect.